:::::::::MY ASSHOLE STORY:::::::::::

I know I said I was going to write this FOREVER ago but I have been basically living outside because of the wonderful weather. Since I have been outside I have not been able to use my computer.

Sorry in advance this is not edited in any way so i hope it makes some sense to you!

:::::::::MY ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR:::::::::::

 

Since the very day we moved into our house on December-2-2005 the guy 4 houses down from me has been a PAIN IN MY ASS! I live on a short dirt road that is about the length of a block to two blocks long. I think he lives in his driveway because every morning/afternoon/evening/weekday/weekend he is out there. He has 2 young boys that play in the road that are about 8 and 10 years old and 2 large dogs that are always in his driveway but occasionally in the road with the kids. There is no speed limit posted on our road and I have always just assumed it would probably be 25 miles per hour. Since the road is dirt I usually go about 10-12 miles per hour because of the dust. The first day we moved in he yelled at me to “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN” whenI was going 10mph. I ignored him until after hearing this many times after and started to flip him the bird anytime I heard him repeat those words. He yells at my neighbors, my friends, my mother, my sister-in-law and anybody else he wants to…

So the other day Emmy and I were leaving to meet some friends in town and Nick was leaving the same time to get himself something to eat. Nick was the first one to drive down, then Emmy, and then myself. I could hear the jerks WIFE yelling at Nick, then yelling at Emmy, and then she told me to “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN”. I threw my hands in the air as to say “screw you, I’m not doing anything wrong” but didn’t look at her or in her direction and kept driving.

I didn’t stay in town much longer than 45 minutes and decided to come home because I was tired. It was about 8:55pm and as I turned onto my road I didn’t want to hear them scream and yell so I just left my foot completely off the gas or brake and let my car idle down the dirt road. As I was approaching the Ass Holes house he was waiting at the end of his driveway for me and as I got close he walked out into the middle of the road and stood there so I could not pass by to get to my own house. I stopped and sat there…..He didn’t even move. I think he was waiting for me to get out of my car or something but I sure as hell was staying inside my car. I turned my wheel to the left to try and go around him but he just moved over. After what felt like several minutes he started to walk to my side of the car. I just kept driving and he yelled “you better roll the fucking window down bitch, I need to talk to you” so I rolled it HALF WAY DOWN. The first thing out of his moth when my window was down was “do you have a FUCKIN PROBLEM with my WOMAN?” I didn’t say anything or look at him and he again repeated himself. I told him I didn’t thing I had a problem with his “FUCKING WOMAN” but I might have an issue “with his wife”. From there everything turned into a screaming match that neither of us won at. I started to drive towards my house and he followed me walking alongside my car yelling about how we all use the road as our own personal freeways and his kids play out there. I yelled at him and told him that maybe he might want to think about not letting his kids play in the road and have them in bed when it’s after 9pm. He didn’t like that and told me not to tell him how to parent. I then said: “I’m was not TELLING, I was only SUGGESTING”. Anyway I told him he had 2 choices. I told him one: I dared you to set even one foot onto my property and continue yelling or two: we could call the police and let them settle this for us.

My dog came out in a VERY PROTECTIVE manner and started growling and barking at him. It freaked him out and he left and walked back to his house. I came in the house and called the police. We ended up not actually pressing charge against him but we do have a case number so next time he even looks at us wrong we will follow through with the harassment charges.

Nick went down to the guys house and told him that we had a case number and he had better leave us and everybody else alone about “going too fast”. Nick told him that we called the police and also that the LEGAL speed limit on our road is 25 mph and that we could continued to drive whatever speed we felt like going under 25. Nick then informed him that if he had any more problems we didn’t want him to talk to us about them but that he could just call the police.

Hes probably the biggest ASS I have EVER MET!